Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Woosah!

I've spent the past 4 days responding to messages from the dating site.  I've noticed something and not sure if it's a pattern yet but of men sending me messages, the brothas will ask for a phone number after the briefest of exchanges.  I try to stay in the public space of the site until I decide whether I want to talk more privately with someone.  So far, no one has reached that point yet but there are 2 possibles granted they continue to pursue in the pool of mermaids.   

I had one who made me re-think my decision to not pay for membership on a dating site.  I had to learn how to screen shot just for this illustrated narrative.  He is in white and I'm gray. 







WTF? FOH!

Now, I want to respond to him but he is baiting me to see if I will try to change his mind. Nope, but there was a time I would have to respond with some slick shit like: 

Well, I doubt you are 1 of those men to judge because I opted not to share my phone number with you.  You remind me of 1 of those guys that sends out compliments on the street and then call a woman out of her name when she denies you.  If I'm immature then you are a hypocrite because your reaction goes against everything you wrote on your page. I didn't read it all but I know actions always speak louder than words. You showed your hand so don't bother cause you never had a chance.  Thanks for sparing me.  

Forever Young, 

v!

 
But for someone to act like him after only receiving 2 messages from is NOT the one.  Moving right along!  



 


1 comment:

Unknown said...

The more you shall honor Me,
the more I shall bless you.
-the Infant Jesus of Prague
(<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)

trustNjesus, dear,
and wiseabove to Seventh-Heaven
for our eternal consequences:

Wanna join me Upstairs for the most explicit, ethereal, exhaustive, psychotic, radical, tantalizin, stupendously-kick-ass, ultra-maximum-party-hardy at my place you ever encountered without d'New Joisey accent for an eternal slew of precarious, physically magnanimous absurdities???

God bless your indelible soul.
Cya soon...